I Heart Inday
After Ederlyn, a series of text messages have been circulating the bored-driven psychotic individuals! Hahaha. And this time, INDAY is the star. Taking it from life’s most ironic circumstance, INDAY being your not so ordinary house helper/yaya/maid or whatever you call it - who's gifted with so much vocubulary! She talks to us in a very profound manner in which I myself at times could not comprehend. Hahaha. Mataray si Inday!!!! Daig pa ang call center agents pati na ang spokesperson sa Malacanang. Pero do we really have to compare INDAY and EDERLYN??? We asked and they answered;
Inday: there is no point of comparison. i am just a helper, an ordinary parlance, a person whose faculty is edged only in the four conrners of this sumptuous dwelling.. ederlyn: do not underestimate my capacity to do work-ENERGY!
"don't limit my capacity in the 4 corners of this luxurious abode. expose me to the real challenges of the outside world. i want to grow as an individual with dynamic experiences."
-inday, nagrereklamo kase ayaw sya isama sa enchanted kingdom.
"i pity u for u have degraded your very own pride and dignity by resorting to this despicable behavior just for the ssake of having something to feed your fetish appetite for wealth and i hope that one day you'll be rational enough to realize that you should not use other humans as means in the attainment of your ends. as what the great philosopher kant uttered, "treat a man as an end in himself."
- sagot ni inday sa dugu-dugu gang na tumawag sa bahay ng amo niya.
"sometimes, people choose to leave not because of selfish reasons but because they just know that things will get worse if they stay. leaving can be a tough act and it's harder when people can't understand you for doing so...."
-comment ni inday sa pag-alis ni angel locsin sa gma
"In my opinion, it is just for the legislature to hear that actual controversy. Every Filipino deserves the right to information as provided for in our Constitution. We need to know whether or not the president rigged down the prior election which can be deciphered by that alleged wire-tapped conversation of the president and that former comelec commissioner gar-zil-ya-noe..."
- comment ni inday habang nanonood ng tv patrol. mapolitika din pala ang ate mo! Haha
sa tagalog: "koya wag po. magsusumbong ako kay atih. – INDAY
"Please.. It is indeed reprehensible for us to have a carnal knowledge. If you be adamant to unlawfully intercalate your limb into my citadel of pleasure I would be legally responsible to allege this juncture to your spouse."
"La vida no es una broma actualmente. El dinero es tan duro de pasar. Puede usted bajar el precio parci mi? Soy ya su comprador avido diario. Por favor?"
- Si Inday tumatawad sa merkado nang isinama siya ng amo sa Espanya.
" Listening to d nonsense sum1s life
is a pathetic way of entertainment..
it doesn't contribute 2 d good of society..
i hate character assassinators..!"
-INDAY nagrereklamo ng machismis sya ng kapitbahay.
"I must reiterate that this career requires hard work, dedication, attention to detail, and a caring disposition. However, with perseverance and my guidance as a senior member of the workforce, you shall surely succeed."
---Kausap ni Inday ang bago nyang kasamahan na katulong
" The consistency was fine. But u see, it seems that the increased amount of sodium chloride (NaCl) affected the taste drastically and those actions are irreversible. I do apoligize.. "
-INDAY nag e-explain kung baket maalat ang ulam
"bloody hell!!!! What the fuck did just land on my cutie top? I mean i've spended all day just to make myself look fabulous. I think ill have this eewy thing removed in a whip wham of time!"
--- reaction ni Inday nung matalsikan sya ng mantika habang nagluluto ng TILAPIA...
-- Inday, pinagbabawalan ang mga bata na wag maglikot!
"Stop your raucous behavior, It is bound to result in property damages and if that happens there will be corresponding punishment inflected upon you!"
"the oil normalizing series specifically designed for my oily skin not only works physically on the skin surface, but penetrates deep into the skin layers to normalize oil secretions, for a healthy and long lasting, shine free skin,,,"
- sabi ni inday habang nag papahid ng chin chan su,,
"it's 4 AM and I need to get off from bed. If I have to change the world and make it a better place, what perfect moment than to do it now. When you just sense the need to do things you love, it won't make you feel enslaved."
~ Inday, alas-kwatro ng umaga, kinakausap ang sarili bago bumangon sa
--- yan ang cinabi ni INDAY nung di cia pinautang at pinagmumura pa ng amo nya.... ahaha
"Nurture others with positive, truthful words, not words that hurt. It doesn't cost anything to do so. But mean what you say , and say what you mean. Do it everyday. This is one of the obvious qualities of the most beloved people. If you cannot be generous financially, at least be generous with your words."
--- INDAY kasama si Junior sa Principal's office (tulala ang principal)
"It's absurd! It was never a fact that he will inflict a fight. I can only imagine how you can handle schizophrenic kids on this educational institution Revise your policies because it sucks!"
"Physical stress and excessive work may result to serious damage to ones body. it is therefore essential that once in while we take a break from our usual routine to replenish d lost energy we once had..."
- sabi ni INDAY sa amo nya nung humingi sa ng DAY OFF!
"I love sleep. Its the only time I float in nothingness. No sadness to consume me. No happiness to overwhelm me. No fear to overcome. No norms to conform to. A place ehere time is but a concept. Reality is bent and will is just waiting to happen. A place where everything's twisted and in it I find peace"
-inday after ng trabaho
Attached herewith is a list of proposed acquisition in line with my proposal to upgrade your household facilities. I have already made initial survey of current market prices. Note however that prices could vary depending on the prevailing exchange rate and aggregate supply and demand which we also monitor on an hourly basis.
--- si INDAY, nagpaalam para mamalengke!
Had it not been for the smelling salt, I must have collapsed moment ago. Junior has become a little monster to me. Remember the head accident he had? As if it wasn’t enough, he was summoned by the principal of his shabbily run academe. Oh, such an erudite bunch of baboons! I never thought being a governess can be such strenuous employ. Your daughter Inday
Walang hiya ka! Magpadala ka ng pera! Nasa ospital nanay mo, dumugo ang ilong kababasa ng pesteng sulat mo!